Introducing, Count Droolula

Before I explain the title, I'll put forth a small quiz. You've seen the movie, 'Aliens' with Sigourney Weaver? Allow me to change your mental image from Sigourney's nightwear to the alien. What was the scariest part about the alien? Maybe 'scariest' is the wrong term.... I should say 'most hard-hitting'. I know many of you will answer .. 'the saliva / drool/ fluid / gooey stuff it had all over its fangs, body.. etc. ' Nischal hasn't seen 'Aliens' yet.. but he somehow knows this. As reported in a previous post, he initially had good success with head butting. But after seeing his dad's persistence.. Nischal has changed his tactics. Now he drools. There's drool on his face 24x 7. There's drool on his chin, on his cheeks, neck, his tshirt..everywhere. And if you get close to kissing him, he gets you first and is very generous with his drool. In case you think you can dodge, think again. He has a maneuver - shaking his mouth left & right to apply error corrections - and gets you anyway.